PDA

View Full Version : News Desk


Pages : [1] 2 3

  1. Michael jackson
  2. Christmas Trees: Did you know?
  3. - - Wife abuse is hard on the dog - -
  4. I've seen references to gerbils here somewhere.
  5. Apple's future products protection
  6. king of nerds
  7. Identical twins swap clothing to get one brother out of jail
  8. Young Suspects Caught After Police Follow Trail Of Wrapping Paper
  9. Police Watch As Robbery Suspect Locks Keys In Car
  10. MAN CUTS OFF PENIS
  11. Police: Man Angry About Getting No Presents Burns Down Home
  12. Trail Of Pine Cones Leads Police To Christmas Tree Theft Suspect
  13. Man Allegedly Bites Off, Swallows Man's Finger During Bar Brawl
  14. Tsunami/Quake disaster
  15. Man Arrested For 'Filling' The Tank
  16. Report: Martha Loses Prison Decorating Contest
  17. Women Allegedly Offer Sex Services From Hot Dog Truck
  18. Has anyone heard of?
  19. Standoff At Bar Ends When Drunk Gunman Passes Out
  20. French Fry Frustration Triggers Tirade
  21. Wife, 89, Beats Husband, 88, To Death
  22. Police Vow To Catch Serial Toilet Tipper
  23. Man Impersonating Cop Pulls Over Real Police Officer
  24. Seniors Bare Almost All For Charity
  25. Judge Says Drug Suspect Stole His Gavel
  26. Naked Jogger Tasered, Arrested By Arkansas Police
  27. Blair Defends 24-Hour Drinking
  28. Gay Bomb!
  29. Police Find Escaped Suspect Inside Television Set
  30. 'Toothache' Was Really 4-Inch Nail In Skull
  31. Next Monday 24th January, most depressing day of year.
  32. Woman convicted for letting toddler smoke pot
  33. Super City!
  34. Woman Gives Birth To Giant, 16-Pound Baby
  35. Brit kids Richest in Europe
  36. Human Skin Printer
  37. Beer Burglar Locks Himself In Pizzeria, Drinks Straight From Keg
  38. Traffic stop leads to discovery of 60 sick cats in back of van
  39. Tenn. senator keeps TWO families!!!!
  40. RIP JOHNNY CARSON!!
  41. Women cant read maps OFFICIAL!!!
  42. Man Jailed For Faking Heart Attacks To Avoid Paying For Meals
  43. Woman Accused Of Holding Sex-And-Drug Parties With Teenage Boys
  44. Mother Is Charged With Giving Her Four-Year-Old Son Crack
  45. Suspect Calls Woman For Date After Robbing Her
  46. Prostitution Legal!!!
  47. pink yorkie bar promotion on the isle of woman
  48. NOVEL WAY TO GET DRUNK!!!!
  49. NOT DEAD??????
  50. Miami police officer accused of soliciting sex from undercover cop in sting
  51. pets plastic surgery
  52. who invented the internet?
  53. HUMAN FISH FOUND!
  54. astronaut puke
  55. dumbass
  56. ironies
  57. Coke & Pepsi Trucks Crash
  58. Magazine Includes Free Marijuana Seeds With New Issue
  59. Florida Judge Orders Unruly Defendant's Mouth Taped Shut
  60. Robber Returns To Scene Of Crime To Get His Gun Back
  61. Woman Walks Into Police Station, Puts Live Grenade On Counter
  62. Elderly Woman Left Dangling From Drawbridge
  63. Police: Convenience store thief stole trash can, too
  64. Woman's Car Damaged By Falling Block Of Human Waste
  65. Suspect Eludes Police, Calls For Help After Getting Lost In Woods
  66. Mom Charged With Trying To Take Heroin To Son At School
  67. Boy, 4, Drives Mom's Car To Video Store And Back
  68. Man Fined For Egg McMuffin Assault
  69. Cuba launched smoking ban in public places
  70. Edgewater Firefighter Charged With Biting Head Off Parrot
  71. Investigators: Judge used penis pump during trials
  72. Underwear police?
  73. Cops lose suspect, suspect loses himself.
  74. 12-Year-Old Stabs Sister During Fight Over Pot Pie
  75. NY Man Who Fell Down a Hill Inside a Portable Toilet Wins Day in Court
  76. Dumb Criminal: Suspect Drops Wallet During Robbery
  77. Birds 'High' On Berries Crash Into Building
  78. Man sues over wrongly removed testicle
  79. Partially Nude Man Breaks Into Homes To Sleep
  80. High School Swimmers Suspended For Prank On Coach
  81. Girl, 12, Accused of Strangling Sister, 9
  82. Woman Sued Over Pregnant Stomach Ad Space
  83. Lawsuit Claims Video Game Violence Led To Police Deaths In Alabama
  84. Shock Jock Goes Too Far
  85. Hunting With Dogs Ban...
  86. Labrador Retriever Busts Owner On Pot Charge
  87. Woman, 79, Charged For Attacking Cops With Her Cane
  88. Cop for this!!!
  89. X BOX fire hazard?
  90. Man Arrives At Court Naked To Face Indecent Exposure Charges
  91. It's Finders-Keepers After Woman Finds Winning Lottery Ticket
  92. Real Smart Criminal
  93. Woman Flushes Boyfriend's Penis Down Toilet
  94. Police Shoot Man Attacking Trooper With Chain Saw
  95. Chatham Woman Accused Of Using Kids To Make Meth
  96. James Bond is a bad neighbour!
  97. very expensive potatoes
  98. Beware Bogus FBI E-Mails Spreading Computer Virus
  99. Blind Man Arrested For Allegedly Biting Guide Dog
  100. Accused Bank Robber Arrested After Discussing Crime On Radio
  101. Burglars Call Police To Report Keys Stolen From Getaway Car
  102. Ring finger points police to fiance in theft
  103. Suspended worker drives truck into Verizon HQ
  104. Bus hijacker sentenced to eight years
  105. Orlando man burning cards from girlfriend causes house fire
  106. Knucklehead tantrum leads to man’s arrest
  107. Man Buys Every Copy of Hometown Paper to Hide Drug Arrest
  108. Internet Fame Is a Cruel Mistress for a Dancer
  109. Police Arrest Suspect Asleep Inside Stolen Car
  110. Man accused of having relations with cows
  111. Skunk bit my junk
  112. No jail time for naked nacho cheese man
  113. Man Must Wear Sandwich-Board Sign As Punishment
  114. Dad Accused Of Chuck E. Cheese Salad Theft Zapped By Police
  115. Stun Gun Used On Handcuffed, 65-Pound, 13-Year-Old Girl
  116. Girl Shot by Boyfriend in Bedroom
  117. Company Sells Prescription Glasses For Pets
  118. Internet muscle-car scam led to robbery of would-be buyers
  119. Police Arrest Woman After Finding Her Hiding In Septic Tank
  120. Motorist On Interstate Alerts Driver Of Cat On Roof Of Car
  121. Woman Accused Of Naked Dog Wrestling
  122. Man arrested for breaking into jail
  123. Construction Worker Pulls Nail From Eye After Shooting Self
  124. Coach Admits Licking High School Player's Wounds
  125. Bare-Breasted Women Protest Prince Charles
  126. Donkey arrested for motorcycle accident
  127. Police Accused Of Tasering Suspect To Get Urine Sample
  128. Political road rage
  129. Kitten Born With Two Faces
  130. Man Hospitalized After Being Shot By His Cat
  131. Warrant issued for Missing Jacko!
  132. Helpful woman aids bank robbery
  133. Teen admits sending semen-frosted brownies as prank revenge
  134. Officials: Inmate Requested Cold Medicine, Got Laxative As Prank
  135. Police: Teacher Sent Students To Get His Pot, Shared It
  136. Frustrated Robber Leaves After Cashier Laughs At His Mask
  137. Scumbag gets £567k compensation
  138. DEA Agent Shoots Self During Gun Safety Class
  139. Report: Man Dressed Up As Dead Mother To Collect Her Pension
  140. Police: 11-Year-Old Threw Baby Out Of Window
  141. Doctors remove wedding ring from man's penis
  142. Jedi: recognised religion in the UK!
  143. Prosecutors subpoena murder suspect's dog
  144. Girl, 14, says she helped father commit suicide
  145. No Bike, Car Or Bus: Girl Goes To School By Mule
  146. Man steals $320 in cookie money from Girl Scouts
  147. NTL 18Mb broadband
  148. Dildoh!
  149. Air Drummer Just Too Authentic
  150. Fresh Baked Cookies Help Nab Bad Guy
  151. UPDATE: DEA Agent Suspended After Shooting Self In Foot
  152. Mother Faces Charges In Snowball Fight
  153. Judge refuses to marry two first cousins
  154. Prisoner escapes hours before release time
  155. Doing It Doggy Style
  156. my daughter in the headlines
  157. Easter Bunny Arrested For Harassment
  158. Pair Busted With 228 Pairs Of Stolen Thong Underwear
  159. First Grader Thinks Crack Is Candy, Hands It Out To Friends
  160. School Gunman Was A Nazi!!
  161. Teacher is charged with spitting on boy
  162. synaesthesia
  163. Get The FInger
  164. Police chase ends when drunk driving suspect pulls into drive-through
  165. Cops Pull Over 'King Of Wild Frontier'
  166. Bees Buzz Colorado Pitcher Off Mound
  167. Police: Former chief tried to eat evidence during hearing
  168. DEAD USED IN CRASH TESTS
  169. Ultimate Alarm Clock
  170. POSSIBLE SECOND TSUNAMI IN INDIA
  171. Senior Citizen May Face Death Sentence In Hammer Attack
  172. Airport worker gets stuck in cargo hold, flies to Philly
  173. Mail Carriers Unable To Deliver Mail Due To "10-Foot Tall" Chihuahua
  174. Man has permanent erection
  175. Teen Arrested For Attack On Mall Easter Bunny
  176. Inmate Sets Off Metal Detector After Swallowing Handcuff Key
  177. Woman Charged For Allegedly Allowing Drunk 14-Year-Old To Drive
  178. 7-Year-Old Takes Father's Truck Keys, Tries To Drive To Day Care
  179. Cop handcuffs doctor dashing to deliver baby
  180. Man tries to fool breathalyzer with feces in mouth
  181. Family Shocked After $40K In Cocaine Found In Used Car's Tank
  182. Pope dying
  183. Gunman Steals Bag Of Feces From Dog Walker
  184. Couple Put Child In Dog Pen During Car Ride, Face Charges
  185. ENGLISH MEN
  186. POPE JOHN PAUL II
  187. W.Va. man accused in microwave arson
  188. Kansas 9-year-old tries to swap gun for Xbox
  189. Father Ted to be next Pope!
  190. Deliveryman, Missing For Four Days, Found In Stuck Elevator
  191. Report: Woman Breastfeeds Two Endangered Tiger Cubs
  192. UNBELIEVABLE!!!!
  193. Update: ELEVATOR MOO GOO GUY RAN
  194. Lawsuit Says Teacher Made 5-Year-Old Unclog School Toilet
  195. Healthier Cookie Monster Eating Fewer Cookies
  196. Man arrested for drug possession while bonding out brother-in-law
  197. Man Sentenced To Jail For Trying To Steal Locomotive
  198. What is Your Take on This Topic?
  199. Wendy gets the finger!
  200. Blair on course for third term
  201. Lawmakers Want To Extend Daylight-Saving Time
  202. 6 People Shot In Feud Over Teen Dating
  203. Mom accused of letting her daughter, 5, smoke pot
  204. Police: Mother Sold Daughters For Car, Prostitution
  205. 911 Dispatcher Reprimanded For Joking About Shooting Child
  206. Tornado Uncovers Pot Operation In Palm Bay Man's Home
  207. Teen Learning To Drive Accidentally Kills Mother
  208. Elderly Woman Hits Husband, Salesman, Car, Tree, Wall
  209. Elderly Woman Crashes Car Into Tax Services Office
  210. Man passes driver's test on 272nd attempt
  211. Headed For a Bong
  212. Italian cloned horse
  213. Runaway Casket Careens Down Highway After Accident
  214. Girl, 11, Drives SUV Into House; 4-Year-Old Thrown From Couch
  215. Man Shoots His Own Car To Put It "Out Of Its Misery"
  216. Officer's Gun Falls From Pants, Shoots Man In Other Bathroom Stall
  217. Woman Accused Of Holding Up Salon After Bad Haircut
  218. Police Officers Handcuff Unruly 5-Year-Old Girl
  219. Zoo Wants Chimpanzee To Stop Smoking Cigarettes
  220. Would-Be Burglar Gets Stuck In Chimney
  221. Man Asks Cop For Ride, Gets Busted For Marijuana Possession
  222. Many In India Have Not-So-Common Usage For Condoms
  223. Police Arrest Theft Suspect Found Locked In Car Trunk
  224. Man Tells Police He Locked Dead Mother In Freezer For Years
  225. Man Has Meltdown After Burger King Runs Out Of Fries
  226. Guy Fawkes alive...
  227. Needle prank
  228. Robber With Guilty Conscience Breaks In, Reinstalls Electronics
  229. Police Say Angry Customer Rammed Repair Shop
  230. School Mistakes Huge Burrito for a Weapon
  231. Bond Denied For Mother Accused Of Killing Kids
  232. seven yr old arrested
  233. Man Offers Steak To Pay Undercover Officer For Sex
  234. Women Take Off Pounds With Stripaerobics
  235. Mom Ticketed After Rushing Burned Baby To Hospital
  236. Deputies report rampage of naked, shocking behavior
  237. Man Tries To Pay For Pizza With Pot
  238. Man Finds Employee's Severed Finger In Pint Of Custard
  239. Brothers, Ages 3, 5, Take Mom's Car For Spin
  240. Man Shot In 1988 Finally Has Bullet Removed From Head
  241. Applicant for police dispatcher position caught with traffic violations
  242. Restaurant overdoes it once again, with 15-pound burger
  243. Two-Month-Old Doused With Pepper Spray In Feud At Wal-Mart
  244. Peeping Tom Caught Looking In Home Where Two Deputies Live
  245. Fast-food flap leaves 1 fired, 1 burned up
  246. Blair Wins Third Term
  247. Man shoots himself, then jumps off bridge
  248. Man dies after sucked into wood chipper
  249. Chainsaw man tells how he accidentally killed wife
  250. Denise Coke Arrested on Cocaine Charges
  251. MP's Want Blair To Quit!
  252. Teen Shot, Killed Over Borrowed Lawn Mower
  253. Deputy Sues Florida Hospital After Being Injected With Glitter
  254. Liverpool Gets Big Wheel
  255. Man Gets Stuck In Chimney While Trying To Break Into House
  256. Alaska Town Won't See Sun Set Again Until August 2
  257. 'Orgasm Day' Celebrated As Official City Holiday
  258. Ice Cream Vendor Accused Of Punching 14-Year-Old Customer
  259. Flood Safety Awareness Day Washed Out By Floods
  260. "Angels Floated Her Down": Elderly Woman Survives 9-Story Fall
  261. Burglar Enters Home, Eats Meal, Soaks In Hot Tub, Leaves License
  262. Impotent ex-husband ordered to pay damages
  263. PETA roars over U.K. army’s bearskin hats
  264. Talking cash machines?
  265. Mom Who Fed Baby Raw Meat Pleads Guilty
  266. Hair triggers rage on international flight
  267. UK Troops rip-off Amarillo
  268. Woman Beats Rap For Boyfriend's Sex Injury
  269. DUI Suspect Makes Passes At Arresting Police Officer
  270. Star Wars Robbed!
  271. Lesser panda standing on two legs charms Japanese zoo
  272. 1,500-Pound Camel Sits On Woman Painting Fence
  273. Car Repossessed With Baby In Back Seat
  274. Wis. woman faces charges for cutting husband's penis with scissors
  275. computer assisted remote harvesting
  276. Groan.. :(
  277. vibrating kinickers
  278. Officer Is Punished For Taser Incidents
  279. Man Mistakenly Pronounced Dead Begins To Talk
  280. Boy Trapped Inside Toy Machine For An Hour
  281. Toddler Leads Deputies To 1,700 Pounds Of Pot
  282. 124-POUND CATFISH IS RECORD CATCH
  283. OPP charge 1,300 holiday drivers
  284. Man Jumps From Speeding Car To Retrieve Cigarette
  285. Chinese Man Gets Prison For Eating Dead Body
  286. Voice Of 'Tony The Tiger' Dead At 91
  287. Man who drove power drill through arm misses out on prize
  288. Penis causes terror alert
  289. Woman, 86, Jailed After Calling 9-1-1 20 Times About Pizza Parlor
  290. Liverpool win European Championship
  291. Driver Who Decapitated Friend Sentenced To Five Years In Prison
  292. Drug dogs accidentally taught to sniff talcum powder instead of cocaine
  293. Woman Arrested With Nine People In Car; Two Kids In Trunk
  294. Police Arrest Drunk Driver Who Thought He Was In NY
  295. Guinea Pig Parachute Won't Lead To Cruelty Charges
  296. Agents Seize 750 Pounds Of Cocaine Hidden In Fake Fruit
  297. 124 POUND CATFISH DIES EN ROUTE TO NEW HOME
  298. Alzheimer Victim Sold 11 Organs
  299. S.C. Teen Accused Of Having Sex With Dog
  300. Ex-Officer Goes To Jail For Flashing Toy Banana
  301. Two Teens Accused Of Killing Homeless Man For Fun
  302. Police Officer Drives Cruiser Into Teen Ordered To Sit On Curb
  303. 9 yr old kills 11 yr old
  304. This lady is a joke!
  305. Top 10 road trip cars
  306. 'Mermaid' baby to begin 15 years of surgery
  307. Va. Woman Gets Stuck in Bathtub for 5 Days
  308. Man Saves Chicken With Mouth-to-Beak
  309. Police Seize a Ton of Ecstasy in Tiles
  310. Zoo Wants Chimpanzee to Stop Smoking
  311. You Probably Don't Want to Drive Behind This Guy
  312. Man Drives Into DMV's Wall, Renews License
  313. Bloodsucking leech spends month up Hong Kong hiker's nose
  314. Man With 'TIPSY' Plate Faces DUI Charges
  315. Naked Man Threatens Neighbors With Sword
  316. Teacher Has Sex with Pupil While Baby in Car
  317. Iranian woman in smelly husband divorce bid
  318. Workin' at the Car Wash (Darwin Award)
  319. Jack Up (Darwin Award)
  320. Faulty Aim Fatal (Darwin Award)
  321. Man Lights His Own Home On Fire To Make Guests Leave
  322. House Infested With 20,000 Bees
  323. Grand jury indicts mother who hired stripper for son's birthday party
  324. Firefighter Who Bit Head Off Parrot Avoids Jail Time
  325. Tampa Boy, 7, Suspected In Beating Death Of Infant Half-Sister
  326. Mom Upset Over Toe-licking Incident
  327. Boy Injured When Man Fires Shotgun At Wasp's Nest
  328. Third Teenager Arrested In Killing Of Homeless Man
  329. Bus Driver Beats Up Student
  330. Police say man stealing gas used lighter
  331. Contestants break bones chasing cheese
  332. Man Files $10M Lawsuit Over Exploding Portable Toilet
  333. Bulge In Baby's Diaper Lands Mom Behind Bars
  334. WHAT WAS SHE THINKING????
  335. BANANA FLASHER
  336. Stinky Plant ready to bloom...
  337. Custom Officials Find 51 Live Fish Under Woman's Skirt
  338. String Of Exotic Cars Pulled Over During Race
  339. Homeless Man Accused Of Charging Tourists For Free Parking
  340. Bullet Wound Doesn't Stop Man From Delivering Pizzas
  341. Toddler Found Dead in Day-Care Center Van
  342. Officer Pulls Over Stolen Car: His Own
  343. orgasms are genetic???
  344. Student charged with assault and indecent exposure
  345. Man who had bloody chain saw let into U.S
  346. Man's Leg Falls Out Of Plane And Lands In Backyard
  347. Anti-rape device must be banned, say women
  348. Cuban Converts Taxi Cab Into Boat In Attempt To Reach U.S.
  349. Man accused of beating girlfriend with bible to be tried for attempted murder
  350. Police: Foot Fetish Gets Ky. Cab Driver Arrested
  351. In Video, Officer Runs as Partner Is Shot, Police Say
  352. Substitute Accused of Choking Student
  353. Man Riding Lawn Mower At 3 A.M. Gets DUI Charge
  354. First-Ever Disposable Video Cameras Hit Stores
  355. Winnie From 'Wonder Years' Shows Her Sexy Side
  356. Nearly 40% Of French Men Wish They Could Be Pregnant, Poll Says
  357. Naked Interviewer Gets Probation
  358. A good news story : routine checkup saves two lives.
  359. Boss Strips Naked To Interview Woman...
  360. Man Hiding From Police Dies In Attic When Temperature Soars
  361. Teen Charged With Vomiting On Teacher
  362. The father said the district expelled his son and recommended he enroll in an alterna
  363. Men Used Trucks To Siphon Gas From Stations, Police Say
  364. Woman Wins Lottery Million For Second Time This Year
  365. Man Kills Self By Sealing Mouth, Nose With Super Glue
  366. Cheerleaders Accused Of Framing Rivals For Feces Pizza
  367. Police: Boy Steals School Bus, Takes It Home
  368. Ice Cream Truck Driver Charged With Drunken Driving
  369. Idaho Police Raid Wrong Duplex
  370. Woman Stabs Husband, Hits Him With Dumbbell To Stop His Snoring
  371. 13-Year-Old Leads Police On 20-Mile Car Chase
  372. Boy Accused Of Stealing Small Plane, Taking 30 Minute Flight
  373. Elderly Woman Crashes SUV Into Two Businesses
  374. Man lifts car to rescue elderly couple!
  375. Tom Cruise Soaked
  376. Car Plows Into House, Lands On Top Of Man Lying In Bed
  377. N.C. man charged with growing pot in grandmother's garden
  378. Family Injured Because N.J. Water Ride Was Dry
  379. Local woman says key chain with porn scene found in burger
  380. Iowa City Police Ticket Man for Going 75 MPH Over Speed Limit
  381. Midsummer Solstice
  382. Cars Ticketed After Meters Are Placed In Front Of Parked Vehicles
  383. Man Wakes Up And Finds Bullet Lodged In Tongue
  384. Escaped Monkey Must Not Like Life On Outside; Returns To Zoo
  385. Charges Against Teen Upgraded After Dog He Allegedly Raped Dies
  386. Iowa man charged in bogus dry cleaning scams against restaurants
  387. Amazing Moon!
  388. Police: Man Stabbed Himself To Go Along With Fabricated Story
  389. Girl, 5, Dies After Becoming Trapped In Washing Machine
  390. Man falls asleep during 18th drunk driving arrest
  391. Sir Wacko Jacko!
  392. Cancer killer!
  393. Whale Burger Goes On Sale In Japan Amid Growing Criticism
  394. Third Hospital Received Hydraulic Fluid Instead Of Cleanser
  395. Suspect Mistakenly Leaves Job Application At Scene Of Robbery
  396. Traffic Light Hacker Resets Red Lights
  397. Deputies Discover Marijuana Farm With Over 23,000 Plants
  398. ORGASM RESEARCH!!!
  399. VIAGRA FOR SEX OFFENDERS?? OMG!!!!
  400. Deputy Tasers 90-Pound 13-Year-Old Girl At Hospital
  401. Alabama Man Cashes In $13,000 Worth Of Pennies
  402. Scorned Woman, 78, Fatally Shoots 85-Year-Old Ex-Beau At Senior Home
  403. US bans Commandments
  404. Man Playing Prank Swallows Friend's Truck Key By Mistake
  405. Denny's Cashier Slams Robbery Suspect's Thumb In Drawer
  406. Deputy Shoots At 12-Year-Old Driver Attempting To Run Him Over
  407. Scientists 'raise the dead' in experiment
  408. Monkey Attacks Drive-Through Worker
  409. When lost is found, Disneyland is a happy place
  410. Shark Attack!
  411. Baby tested positive for having marijuana in her system
  412. Hidden history Workers discover old tombstone inside tree
  413. Child alerts deaf parents to house fire
  414. Zamboni Driver Accused Of Being Drunk On Ice
  415. Man Only Gets 200,000 Bees To Land On Him, Misses Record
  416. Dutch Woman Celebrates 115th Birthday
  417. Man Pulled From Women's Outhouse Tank
  418. Your freaking goverment at work
  419. Thai Fishermen Net 646-Pound Catfish
  420. Police Officer Accused Of Sleeping Through Medical Emergency
  421. Mother Charged With Child Abuse For Putting Kids In Trunk
  422. Investigators: Teacher Passed Failing Kids For Torching Car
  423. Man Arrested 80 Times May Finally Get Extended Jail Time
  424. Man Arrested After Leaving Marijuana For Tip At Starbucks
  425. Woman Evicted From Apartment After Being Shot, Jumping From Balcony
  426. Dispatcher Quits After 'Rude' Response To 911 Fire Call
  427. Woman, 73, Kicks Dog Thief In Groin, Saves Her Pooch
  428. Parents accused of smuggling pot into jail in baby's diaper
  429. NASA
  430. World's ugliest dog
  431. Hot Dog King Relishes Another Win
  432. Missing 7-year-old found dead in hotel pool
  433. Sleepwalker found on top of crane
  434. Olympics go to London!!!
  435. 'Scapegoat' Blamed For Window Damage
  436. Man Arrested For Exposing Breasts
  437. Man Pulled Over After Allegedly Racing Undercover Deputy
  438. Headline News
  439. EXPLOSION AT STATION!
  440. EXPLOSION ON BUS!
  441. Muslim leaders join condemnation
  442. Boy Playing With Cell Phone Keeps 911 Dispatchers Busy
  443. Florida Man Charged With Stealing Wi-Fi Signal
  444. Worker Killed Trying To Clear Clogged Wood Chipper
  445. Wisconsin Couple Has Two Sets Of Identical Babies
  446. Police: Man robbed S.C. bank in drag
  447. London: The Day After
  448. TODDLER TUMBLES OUT OF CAR
  449. Man Dies After Seeing Epidural
  450. Turkish shepherds stunned after flock of 1,500 sheep leaps off cliff
  451. BIRMINGHAM EVACUATED!
  452. BIRMINGHAM TERROR STOPPED!!
  453. Police: Boys Urinated In Holy Water, Vandalized Church
  454. Burglars Drive Van Into Orlando Storefront To Rob Business
  455. Movers find live grenade in couch at Selma home
  456. White Castle sued in scalding
  457. Spanking strippers hit with charges
  458. Grandma held in girl's death
  459. Handcuffed man drives off with police car
  460. Baby Killed In US Shootout
  461. PLEASE READ: Virus writer exploits London bomb blasts
  462. Mother Charged After Kids Take Turns In Trunk On 8-Hour Drive
  463. U.S. Workers Say They Waste 2 Hours A Day
  464. Murder Defendant Says Victim Told Her He Had Pact With Satan
  465. Drunk Driver Arrested For Knocking Over 17 Street Signs
  466. Man, 73, Accused Of Ramming Deputy With Motorized Wheelchair
  467. Boy Hiding In Bag Nearly Crushed In Garbage Truck
  468. 13-year-old left running meth lab
  469. Teens Win Scholarships For Duct-Tape Prom Dress, Tux
  470. Woman Gets Water Bill For More Than $74,000
  471. Men Hospitalized After Purposely Driving Into Bee Yard
  472. Woman sues after winning toy 'Hummer' in radio contest
  473. Vase sells for 2.6 MILLION!
  474. Corpse Falls Into Traffic in Texas
  475. 14-Year Old Steals Bus; Leads Police On Chase
  476. Police: Man Arrested For Drinking Church's Holy Water
  477. Police Arrest Man Suspected In Break-In At Officer's Home
  478. Man Killed When Firetruck Runs Into Car, Building
  479. Addicted To ... Lip Balm? It Happens, Experts Say
  480. Oh Sh*t!
  481. Man Has Nose Bitten Off In Fight Over Bruce Willis Film
  482. Boy Who Fired Bottle Rockets Into Traffic Killed While Fleeing Angry Driver
  483. 14-Pound Girl Born In Kentucky
  484. Man Arrested After Third High-Speed Chase In Six Months
  485. Man Arrested For Stealing Deputy's Rental Car, Running From Police
  486. Can This Be TRUE???
  487. Woman Bares All In Court
  488. PV resident, creator of TV Dinner, dies at 83
  489. Scotty Dies
  490. Captain Must Repay City For Using Fire Truck To Water Yard
  491. Man Caught After Calling Radio Station To Brag About Bank Robbery
  492. Woman, 76, Arrested For Selling Drugs Out Of Second-Floor Window
  493. Nude Teen Rescued After Three Days Trapped In Train Car
  494. Patients Hear Moaning, Busy Signal After Doctor's Phone Hacked
  495. Doggy Treat: Burger And A Shake
  496. Ugandan Virgins to get free.......
  497. EXPLOSIONS IN LONDON!
  498. Naked shopper gets off with a warning
  499. Police Chase Ends When Man Ditches Car, Runs Into Courthouse
  500. Surgeon Liable After Leaving Needle In Patient
  501. Elderly Women Wake Up To Find Naked Man In House
  502. Girl weds dog to break 'evil spell'
  503. Bomber SHOT
  504. 'Heart Attack' Meal Scammer Back In Town
  505. Victims Say Naked Man Breaks In, Tickles Them
  506. BIG BROTHER AT WORK!!!!
  507. SPEAKING OF PERSONAL ADS........
  508. Man Survives Almost Five Hours Treading Water In Bay
  509. Investigation: Man Legitimately Won Lottery Five Weeks In A Row
  510. Wildlife Officials Catch Bear With Doughnuts
  511. Police: Woman posed as Jessica Simpson's assistant to scam companies
  512. ITunes worm hits Windows
  513. Prehistoric Dildo Discovered
  514. KIDS and PARENTS BEWARE!!
  515. Toe-wrestling contest
  516. Deputies Arrest Man Accused Of Flashing Neighbors From Window
  517. WHAT WERE HER PARENTS THINKING???? OMG
  518. BEAR FROM ALASKA - JUST UNBELIEVABLE
  519. Women Face DUI Charges For Pushing Car
  520. Police Find Naked Man In Corn Field Searching For 'Forrest Gump'
  521. Florida Man Stabbed With Sword During Fight With Wife
  522. 4-Year-Old Found Wandering Along Busy Virginia Highway
  523. Man gets amputated foot back after police seize it briefly
  524. COWARD or BURNT OUT??
  525. Boy Scouts Deal With Death and Heat!
  526. Man Who Was Being Eaten By Maggots Dies At Hospital
  527. Blind Video Gamer Takes On All Comers
  528. Microsoft to make Windows piracy checks compulsory
  529. *1 : a doctrine opposing governmental interference in economic affairs beyond the min
  530. Man On Sailboat Throws Girlfriend Into River
  531. Execution Looms For Mother Of Three
  532. Man Has Lost Dentures Removed From One Of His Bronchial Tubes
  533. Man Arrested For Stealing Bras, Panties From Laundry Room
  534. Michael Jackson Moves To Bahrain!
  535. GI--"I've Got Saddam's Benz"
  536. Girl Bitten By Bat After It Flies Through Car Window
  537. Dog Competes In Swim From Alcatraz
  538. Mysterious Urine Shuts Down State Lab For A Day
  539. Calif. man pleads guilty in stabbing death, then gets married in court
  540. 11-Year-Old Girl Who Threw Rock At Boy Avoids Trial
  541. Minn. man pays speeding ticket with 12,000 pennies
  542. Woman Falls out of Car While Spitting
  543. Electric toothbrush[Adult content]
  544. Florida Woman Accused Of Trying To Open Jet Door In Flight
  545. Shoppers Search For Bargains At 450-Mile-Long Yard Sale
  546. Leapin' Lizards! Cookbooks Offers Reptile Recipes
  547. Mom Threatens To Blow Up Courthouse After Daughter's Sentencing
  548. Keeping Fetuses at Hospitals Maybe Common
  549. Tired Of Turkey, Prisoners Go On Hunger Strike
  550. Police: Man's Testicles Locked In Padlock
  551. Man who killed wife who wanted to cuddle gets death
  552. Woman Claims Drug Cost Her Thousands
  553. Sweepstakes Warning!
  554. Cell Phones & I.C.E
  555. Mom gets 5 years for giving child pot
  556. Wrong Address in Ad Leads Others to Take Kansas Woman's Stuff
  557. Strange Pictures.....
  558. Mysterious Nude Swimmer Causing Stir In Seaside City
  559. Man Picks Wrong Car For Joke Traffic Stop
  560. Police: Homeless Man Stole Luggage From Airport
  561. Teen's Navel Piercing Lands Mother In Jail
  562. POLICE Helo Shot Down
  563. Drunk Man Allegedly Stole Snack Truck To Get Cash For More Beer
  564. Man Dies After Playing Computer Games For 49 Hours
  565. Jonesboro School Shooter to Be Released
  566. Crazy Frenchman
  567. Man Arrested After Shooting Car To Turn Off Alarm
  568. Iraq Citizen Buried in Arlinton Cemetary
  569. Kids Get To Keep $98,000 They Found
  570. FED-EX FURNITURE LANDS GUY IN TROUBLE
  571. Oklahoma Man Shocked, Shocked By Lightning
  572. Bunny's Racket Saves Pregnant Woman's Life
  573. Wallet left near scene leads police to bank robbery suspect
  574. Cops Shoot Man in Shoulder Twice on Same Night
  575. Construction Worker Dies In Steamroller Accident
  576. Second Grader Busted For Pot Possession On School Bus
  577. Teen Accused Of Throwing Turkey Out Car Window Pleads Guilty
  578. Pa. couple marries at McDonald's drive-thru
  579. Used Computer Sale Causes 5,500-Customer Stampede
  580. Driver Gets 20 Tickets In Five Minutes
  581. Getaway stalls after gasoline bandits steal wrong kind of fuel
  582. Drug dealer busted after mailing teddy bear stuffed with marijuana
  583. Former AOL Worker Gets Prison For Selling Names
  584. Shark vs Octopussy....
  585. 'Mate' is wrong? That's 'unAustralian'!
  586. School Employees Accused Of Changing Grades For Cash, Sex
  587. 7-Year-Old Driver Slams Into Restaurant
  588. Homeless Woman Found Asleep At Store With $60K In Purse
  589. Man Chases After Car When It Rolls Away At Gas Pump
  590. Woman Pulls In Her Garage; Mountain Goat Jumps On Hood
  591. Police: Burglar fell asleep on woman's bed after breaking in
  592. Plastic Surgery Obsession: Meet the Real-Life 'Ken' Doll
  593. Frizzled Cat Recovering From Jolt, Fire, Fall
  594. Wal-Mart demands $175 from couple who forgot to pay for manure
  595. Man Run Over By His Own Van At Gas Station
  596. Apartment Furnished With FedEx Boxes
  597. 65 Girls At Area School Pregnant
  598. This Little Piggy Didn't Go To Market
  599. Car Dealership Evacuated After Employee Brings Pipe Bomb
  600. Man threatens to 'clip' ice cream driver
  601. Driver disrupts Minnesota town's parade
  602. Janitor accused of making in meth in church
  603. Man who tried to run down cops with a bulldozer was drunk
  604. Two Charged With Castrating Man, Cutting Off His Ears
  605. SUV Crashes Into Operating Room During Surgery
  606. Postal Worker Charged With Pouring Urine In Co-Workers' Coffee
  607. 420-Pound Man Charged With Second Beer Heist At Same Store
  608. Hurricane Katrina Video
  609. Man Takes Off After Being Test-Fit With $17,000 Artificial Leg
  610. Male Inmate Finds Way To Lock Himself In Women's Cell
  611. U.K.school tailors policy to foul mouths
  612. Mother, Children Roam Street Naked With Bibles
  613. Prison Guard Accused Of Urinating On Jail Computer
  614. Burglar who stole computer, printers from school leaves name tag behind
  615. Woman, 75, Busted For Pot Plant, Says Bird Dropped Seed
  616. Boy Sells Lemonade For Katrina Relief
  617. Today In History
  618. Advertising Rules
  619. Man Survives Being Shocked by 2,000 Volts
  620. Woman steals jar of relief donations
  621. Restaurant Busted For Selling Donkey Flesh Marinated In Tiger Urine
  622. Man charged over incident with flight attendant
  623. Two men allegedly break into McDonald's to steal food
  624. School To Make Surfing Approved Course To Cut Down On Skipping
  625. Man's Legs Broken When He's Crushed In Trash Truck
  626. KILL Google
  627. Tanning Bed Must Be Removed From 9-1-1 Call Center
  628. Sheriff: 11 Kids Kept Locked In Cages
  629. Police: Ice Cream Man Shows Kids Porn; Asks Girls To Kiss
  630. Baby Lara finds peace at last
  631. Police Arrest Suspect In Samurai Sword Restaurant Robbery
  632. Central Florida Man Drinks Soda Contaminated With Urine
  633. Jail bans Earl Grey tea after prisoners used bags to make cigarettes
  634. Man taking driver's test crashes into testing center
  635. Bicyclist Carrying Marijuana Plants Busted By Police
  636. Student pummels bus driver
  637. Prosecutor: Burglar smears naked victim with frosting
  638. Woman's lawsuit claims employee peeked at her through trash can
  639. Police: Man Tried To Distract Drug Dog With Biscuits
  640. Storm-relief money spent at strip clubs
  641. Man, 92, Hits Second Vegas Jackpot
  642. World Readies For First-Ever Face Transplant
  643. Police: Man hung women's underwear from mirrors on vehicles
  644. Police mistake sunflowers for pot plant in mayor's back yard
  645. Car Theft Suspects Caught Gassing Up At Crime Scene
  646. France To Pay Couples With Trois Babies
  647. Dog registers to vote in New Zealand
  648. Puppy Swallows 13-Inch Knife, Survives
  649. Police: Vegas Driver Wanted To 'Run Down Demons'
  650. 'Cool Mom' Who Held Teen Sex Parties Hurt In Wreck
  651. Man Critical After Dump Truck Fire
  652. Tennis Coach Accused Of Drunk Driving
  653. Police Say Taser Set Suspect's Shirt On Fire
  654. Police Assaulted With Fried Chicken, Coca-Cola
  655. Reindeer Injures Old Couple in Finland
  656. Five people injured as bullets fly in Hub
  657. Giant Squid
  658. Police Find Missing Man Driving Dead Deer In Ambulance
  659. Tot brings coke to her day care
  660. Warm Teddy Bear Leads Police To Hiding Robbery Suspect
  661. Courthouse Evacuated After Attorney Tries To Enter Explosive Evidence
  662. Indiana man charged with theft after falling asleep while siphoning gas
  663. Oregon doctor sued for sex treatment for back pain
  664. Police Say Suspect Slows Chase To Finish Smoking Crack
  665. PETA Wants School To Punish Boys Who Ate Live Fish
  666. Teacher Pulls Student's Insulin Pump Mistaken For Cell Phone
  667. Hunter Knocked Out By Flying Goose Shot By His Son
  668. Teacher accused of e-mailing sex photo
  669. Police: Man in Wheelchair Steals Squad Car
  670. Judge excuses himself from jury duty in own court
  671. Mower ramming leads to arrest
  672. 9-Year-Old Swims From Alcatraz To San Francisco Bay
  673. Council candidate arrested for driving drunk twice
  674. Woman Has 16th Baby, Is Ready For More
  675. 'HAIR' IS THE HAT
  676. Police: Fight Over Heating Soup In Microwave Leads To Stabbing
  677. Burger King Worker Uses Drive-Thru Headset To Get Help After Robbery
  678. Man Getting Tattoo Dies in Freak Accident
  679. Man Attacks Neighbor Over How He Painted His House
  680. Man who crashed into Burger King gets out of car, eats breakfast
  681. Canine cop retires after police note poor motivation
  682. Cops: Man Requests Sex Act for Foster Son
  683. Police Bust Into Wrong Home In Wrong State
  684. Man charged with trespassing on farm in horse-sex death
  685. Man Spends 3 More Years In Jail Because Of Legendary Basketball Player
  686. Cats Can Be Allergic To Humans, Researchers Say
  687. Show-And-Tell: 2nd-Grader Brings Drugs To School
  688. Husband stabbed in eye with scissors!
  689. Golfing Cop Pulls Gun on Slow Players
  690. Mom Arrested in Bay Area Children's Deaths
  691. Michael Jackson called for jury service
  692. Police: 93-Year-Old Drives Through Toll Plaza With Body In Windshield
  693. Would-Be Carjacker Gets Beaned
  694. Birmingham unrest
  695. Pay your fines
  696. Singing Pillow Meant To Lull Soldiers To Sleep
  697. Men Accused Of Trying To Buy Drugs With Grenade
  698. Civil Rights Icon Rosa Parks Dies
  699. Voice of 'Jolly Green Giant' Dead at 80
  700. Pregnant Mom Who Craves Baby Food Wins Thousands
  701. Nurse who flashed her breasts is struck off
  702. Man Claims He's Superman, Jumps From Fourth-Floor Window
  703. 4-year-old boy gives up mom to police
  704. Performance Artist Arrested After Wading Naked Into Niagara Falls Rapids
  705. UPDATE: Man caught under women's latrine says he was hunting lost jewelry
  706. What's this? A stick shift?
  707. Girl, 11, Handcuffed, Arrested For Bringing Butter Knife To School
  708. Cat Found Built Into Wall Of New House
  709. Flying Cash Turns Rush-Hour Drivers Into Criminals
  710. Naked man orders coffee while masturbating
  711. Federal agent faces charge of exposing self to teenage girl
  712. Cabbie Accused of Tainting Food With Feces
  713. Cat From Wisconsin Ends Up On Cargo Ship, Found In France
  714. Texas Pastor Electrocuted While Performing Baptism
  715. Devilish doo-doo prank ignites panic
  716. Bar Owner Sent To Prison After Drink Kills Patron
  717. U.S. investigates sale of MREs on eBay
  718. Man in fake flu shot case innocent, lawyer says
  719. Ford To Debut Pickup Truck With Mobile Office
  720. Police: Domestic Dispute Ends When Husband Catches Fire, Dies
  721. Man Could Get Life Sentence After Stealing Maple Syrup
  722. Woman hoisted 60 feet by hot air balloon rope
  723. Man Sues Home Depot After Using Glue-Covered Toilet
  724. Woman Accused Of Running Toll Booths 2,900 Times
  725. 82-Year-Old Driver Plows Through Four Walls, Steel Door
  726. Dummy In Passenger Seat Lands Driver $351 Citation
  727. How Much Is That Puggle In The Window?
  728. Man sues ex-girlfriend for $30,000 over glue attack
  729. Parents have a new problem: It's 'iPorn'
  730. Oklahoma High School Hoops Team Loses 112-2
  731. Woman Arrested For Stealing Rare Parrot In Her Bra
  732. Police: Urine From 35 Cats, Not Meth Lab, Caused Odor
  733. Report: Man Claimed Before To Be Glued To Toilet Seat
  734. Drunk Moose Invade Retirement Home
  735. Police: Toe-Sucking Burglar Strikes Again
  736. Science Project Causes Bomb Scare
  737. Scam featured potion that turned paper into money
  738. Japanese Lingerie Maker Unveils Heated Bra For Winter
  739. Cop-Donut Photo Quest Lands Man On Scavenger Hunt In Jail
  740. Clerk Arrested After Falling Asleep on Two Jobs
  741. No sale: one square inch of Indiana land for $1,500
  742. Bank robber felt bad and tried to return cash
  743. Woman Chats On Cell Phone While Robbing Bank
  744. Store Grand Opening Offers iPod Nanos For 99 Cents
  745. Elevator In Barn's Shower Stall Leads To Pot Farm
  746. Home Depot Toilet Seat Man Passes Polygraph
  747. Boy says he was put in freezer
  748. Dusting: Teens Getting High on Keyboard Cleaner Despite Risk of Death
  749. WWE wrestler Eddie Guerrero found dead in Minneapolis hotel
  750. Mother gets 7 years for trying to prevent thumbsucking
  751. I would be wearing diapers..
  752. Man Busted For Pot After Calling Police About Possible Break-In
  753. Dozens Of Old TV Shows Coming Free To Online Viewers
  754. Kobin Charged for Poisoning Woman
  755. Wis. Mom Accused in Breast-Feeding Death
  756. Michael Jackson 'caught in ladies bathroom'
  757. Senator Proposes Pink Plates For Drivers Convicted Of DUI
  758. Court Says 'Cell Phone Bandit' Suspect Confessed
  759. Study: Beer Could Be Good For What 'Ales' You
  760. Food Agency Tries To Quell Fears About Glow-In-The-Dark Meats
  761. Bumbling Burglar Falls Through Ceiling, Tries Hiding In Oven
  762. Woman Shipped To U.S. In Crate Gets To Stay
  763. 37-Year-Old Pregnant Woman Marries 15-Year-Old Boy, Charged with Molestation
  764. Stolen cart hits officer’s car
  765. (18+) Rugby fan cuts off tackle
  766. Tiger, Lion, Elephant, Giraffe On Menu At Zoo Grand Opening
  767. Mom Makes Naughty Girl Stand On Corner With Sign
  768. Synergy PSA: New Drug Craze Has Teens Grabbing Parents' Prescriptions
  769. Superintendent Arrested After Camera Found in Bathroom
  770. Teen sells mom's camera (and porn tape) for $200
  771. OK You Guys...
  772. Home Depot Bans Carpenter Who Pocketed Used Pencil
  773. Moms Boycott Cafe Posting 'Indoor Voices' Sign
  774. 88-Year Old Charged 7-Year-Old's 74 MPH Joyride
  775. Casino mistaken sends out $525 betting coupon
  776. Herring Break Wind to Communicate, Study Suggests
  777. Onion ring emergency
  778. Police Accidentally Shock Nude Man In Genitals With Taser
  779. Man Accidentally Shoots Self In Bathroom Stall
  780. Woman tries to leave plane mid-flight
  781. Part Of Man's Ear Bitten Off During Fight
  782. 'Happy Drunk' Flees Police On Lawnmower
  783. Workers Using Deep-Fryer Burn Down Newly-Built House
  784. Police: Man who mistook patrol car for cab taken to jail on suspicion of drugs
  785. Goodbye, Mr. Miyagi
  786. Lingerie Store Grabbing Attention With Live Window Models
  787. Wrestling Legend Ric Flair Faces Charges
  788. Ronald MacDonald Arrested For Stealing From Wendy's
  789. Woman backs over, kills best friend in garage
  790. Flight diverted after passenger smokes, urinates in aisle
  791. Push envy of Iron Crotch aside as you contemplate phallic feat
  792. Baltimore dims as thieves snatch lights
  793. Reno Man Accused of Stealing Legos
  794. Peanut Allergy Claims Life of 15-Year-Old Girl after Kissing Boyfriend Who Had Eaten
  795. Mom Allegedly Spikes Mac & Cheese With Bleach
  796. Man Arrested For Spreading Mom's Ashes On Football Field
  797. Teen plunges to death escaping out window
  798. Dead Man Mistaken For Deer Left Along Highway For Days
  799. Man Gets Gun After Officers Asks Him 'What's Up?'
  800. 13-Year-Old Calls 9-1-1 After Stealing Police Cruiser
  801. Man Fined for Reading PORN to 6 year olds
  802. Man Accused Of Intentionally Putting Hands Under Passing Train
  803. Long Island charity executive is accused of paying dominatrix with embezzled money
  804. UPDATE: Man enters plea in horse-sex case
  805. Cracking Down On Cussing
  806. Rape charge man had 'sleep sex'
  807. Money for Morons
  808. Woman Suspended From Job After Trying To Rescue Squirrel
  809. Residents Say Neighbor's Fence Has Impaled Over A Dozen Deer
  810. Police Ticket Woman After Rescuing 'Baby' From Sewer
  811. Man Steals Hot-Air Balloon, Forces Family To Feed Him
  812. Pricey Lice Treatment Revealed As Repackaged Face Wash
  813. Christmas House Video Is Quite A Sight
  814. Official Hopes Odd Speed Limit Gets Drivers' Attention
  815. Police: Mom Forced 10-Year-Old To Sell Drugs
  816. Man Pays For Pizza With Deliveryman's Stolen Visa
  817. Police: Man Bites Off Gecko Head for Bet
  818. Accusers say rapist left his phone number
  819. Police: Officer Zaps Partner After Soda Dispute
  820. Man Arrested For Stealing Car Three Minutes After Release From Jail
  821. User tries to extract meth from own urine
  822. Police Hit Grandmother With Taser Gun Five Times
  823. Man pulls plug on his Christmas light show amid safety concerns for neighbors
  824. Judge rules speeding is not reckless in case of man who fled from police
  825. Two Women, Desperate For McDonald's Apple Pie, Arrested
  826. Deputy's sons die in wrecks minutes apart
  827. One killed in Chicago plane tragedy
  828. RIP - Richard Pryor
  829. Bar owner mistakenly builds pub in dry county
  830. Class President Charged In Robbery
  831. MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!
  832. Murderous Santa display outside Manhattan mansion draws stares
  833. Chutes Malfunction; Skydiver Lives
  834. Baarmy Sheep Singing For Xmas No.1
  835. 500-Pound Man Accused Of Fast-Food Scam
  836. Navy wife kept company by a mannequin
  837. Teacher Tells First-Graders There's No Santa Claus
  838. Police Dog Named In Drug Dealer's Lawsuit
  839. Mom Tosses Baby From Smoky Third-Floor Window
  840. Brazilian City May Require Transvestite Bathrooms
  841. Baby on board... (?)
  842. UPDATE: Gambling Blamed In Bank Rob Case
  843. Prosecutor: Sex scam rips off Amish man
  844. Another case of ANTI CHRISTMAS!!
  845. Display Shows Bleeding Rudolph Hanging From Tree
  846. Sacramento Family Claims Title of Nation's Largest
  847. Theft of 400lbs Hi-Explosives in NM..
  848. 16-Foot 'Snowzilla' Attracting Sightseers
  849. Johnny Damon Is A Traitor
  850. Father Of 10-Year-Old Suspect Says Son Should Be Locked Up
  851. 14-pound baby girl born in Oklahoma
  852. Store Offers $1.7 Million Diamond-Studded Cake
  853. Woman Swallows Cell Phone After Argument
  854. Mom Auctions Off Family's Mess On eBay
  855. Two-Mouthed Trout Pulled From Lake
  856. Dog Frozen To Track As Train Approaches
  857. New Year To Come 1 Second Late
  858. Misplaced Vote May Have Given London Olympics
  859. all are invited
  860. Firecracker Mistake Costs Tampa Woman Four Fingers
  861. Police: Woman Apparently Didn't Swallow Cell Phone Voluntarily
  862. Woman Puts Husband's Body In Suitcase After He Dies At Home
  863. Trapped By Fallen Tree, Disabled Man Kills Himself
  864. Did u know??????
  865. Town May Offer Do-It-Yourself Funeral Site
  866. Neb. man arrested for lobbing bottles of urine into backyards
  867. Woman Calls Fire Department After Cat Locks Her Out Of Car
  868. Drunk Driver Tells Deputies To Take Him To Jail
  869. Florida Teen Who Traveled To Iraq On Way Home, U.S. Official Says
  870. Cat Apparently Called 9-1-1 After Owner Fell From Wheelchair
  871. Katrina Leads To Puppy Baby Boom
  872. Young Mother Loses Eye In New Year's Eve Stray Bullet Shooting
  873. Mayor violates city 'dumb law' by throwing snowball at tree
  874. Cat Hangs Under SUV For 70 Miles
  875. Pranksters Sentenced for Calling Judge
  876. old years night banditry
  877. Suspect Drives Stolen Van To County Jail, Surrenders To Deputies
  878. Soccer Parents Upset Swinger Party At Same Hotel
  879. Couple Accused In Child Caging Want Kids Back
  880. Parents leave kids home alone to gamble in Vegas
  881. Police: Pack of Chihuahuas attacked officer
  882. Artist Loses Key After Chaining Legs Together, Hops 12 Hours To Safety
  883. Police: Pizza Thief Left Own Phone Number
  884. Teen Arrested After Leaving Bomb Threat Note On Back Of Homework
  885. Three sisters. Three babies. Three days.
  886. Two Marines die in...
  887. Couple Finds Condom Inside Bag Of Nuts
  888. 'FINDME' License Plate Helps Nab Suspect In Attempted Bank Robbery
  889. Currency Collectors Bananas Over Misprinted $20 Bill
  890. Police investigate memorials in fake obit
  891. Matsushita unveils record 103-inch plasma TV
  892. Toddler's Talking Elmo Book Asks 'Who Wants To Die?'
  893. Arnie crashed his Harley
  894. Burning Mouse Ignites Blaze That Destroys Home
  895. House explosion injures family, real-estate agent
  896. Boy, 5, served Long Island ice tea at NYC restaurant
  897. Man Gets Stuck In Washing Machine While Playing Hide-And-Seek
  898. UPDATE: Burning Mouse Ignites Blaze That Destroys Home
  899. Mummified Woman Thought She'd Come Back To Life
  900. Christmas tree explodes, burns couple
  901. Police: Woman died after being smothered in clutter
  902. Cy the One-eyed Kitty
  903. Hydrant's Water Pushes Minivan Into Air
  904. Man arrested for allegedly robbing same store he robbed earlier the same day
  905. Suspected counterfeiters arrested after toilet gets clogged with fake bills
  906. Blue-Faced Robbery Suspect Arrested After Not Washing Well
  907. Survey: Young Men Drink Most During Workday
  908. 7-Year-Old Wanted Driver's License, Leads Police On Car Chase
  909. M.C. boy's head run over by truck
  910. Virginia Beach Man Charged With Killing Wife, Shooting Her With Arrow
  911. Cat Gets Trapped In Wall During Home Remodeling Project
  912. UPDATE: Cat Didn't Really Ride 70 Miles Under SUV
  913. UPDATE: Fetuses Don't Count For Carpools, Court Says
  914. Valet Girls To Park Cars In Bikinis, Lingerie
  915. Family Says Restaurant's Flying Shrimp Killed Man
  916. human smuggling
  917. Halo movie?
  918. The Plan!
  919. 88-Year-Old Woman Rescued After Five Days Trapped In Car
  920. Police: Teen With Plastic Toy Gun Tries To Kidnap Newborn From Nursery
  921. Student Solves Rubik's Cube In 11.13 Seconds
  922. Toddler Called For Jury Duty
  923. Mayor To Honor 11-Year-Old For Telling Lie
  924. Shark spoiler in record attempt
  925. Parrot Attacks Apartment Burglar
  926. Man Claims Public Urination Was Performance Art
  927. Calif. executes oldest death row inmate
  928. Levi's Is iPod Compatible: 'iPod Pants'
  929. Bear under porch
  930. 2,000-Pounds Of Human Waste Spill Onto Interstate
  931. Police: Man Faked Death To Avoid Paying Child Support
  932. Snake Becomes Buddies With 'Dinner'
  933. WARNING FOR PARENTS: FISHER-PRICE LAUGH AND LEARN CHAIRS RECALLED
  934. Wilson Pickett dies of heart attack at 64
  935. 'Idol' Twins Charged With Forgery, Theft
  936. Dolphin stranded
  937. Pray for our Miners
  938. UPDATE: Whale dies during Thames rescue
  939. Heart Wrentching
  940. Man Accused Of Assaulting State Trooper With Prosthetic Legs
  941. BAGS FOR RICH KIDS AT $450
  942. Prison for Red Bull binge driver
  943. Man Bites Passenger, Jumps Out Of Plane Onto Tarmac
  944. Woman Convicted For Throwing Lettuce On Ground
  945. Aide Charged With Dripping Urine On Nursing Home Resident
  946. Chinese Stock Up On Adult Diapers For Busy Holiday
  947. Police say man is 'Church Burglar'
  948. Teen beats up his grandmother - because she won't buy him beer
  949. Baby Mia
  950. Woman With Tattoo From Homemade Gun Got Sick
  951. little tanya
  952. Police Say Man Tried To Hide Marijuana In 2-Year-Old's Diaper
  953. Crossing Guard Under Fire For Waving
  954. Bloodmobile Driver Charged With Drunk Driving
  955. Museum visitor trips, breaks Chinese vases
  956. Accused Assailant Told To Join Army Or Go To Jail
  957. Police: Thieves stealing manhole covers, sewer gates for scrap metal
  958. flood in guyana
  959. Lyonne on the Run After Missed Court Date
  960. Teen Arrested After Calling Police To Report Marijuana Stolen
  961. Police: Drive-Through Porn Gets Brothers Busted
  962. DEA: Smugglers Implanted Drugs In Puppies
  963. Newspapers Accidentally Release Customers' Financial Data
  964. New virus warning for PC owners
  965. A Dumb- Bell
  966. Crews Rescue Burglary Suspect Who Got Stuck In Chimney
  967. 'Full House' Star Reveals Meth Addiction
  968. Drunk Birds Killed By Flying Into Windows
  969. Man Tried To Sell Cocaine To Uniformed Deputy, Authorities Say
  970. Video Shows Elderly Driver Clipping Deputy During Traffic Stop
  971. BT sounds child web porn warning
  972. GETTING AROUND THE PHONE MAZE
  973. Police: Man Unhappy With Price Of Car Sets Dealership Ablaze
  974. Dog Uses Cell Phone To Call 9-1-1 When Owner Has Seizure
  975. Squad Car Video Shows Deputy Taping Bikini-Clad Women
  976. Spelling Bee Judge Boots Girl Who Got Word Right
  977. Mouth-To-Beak Resuscitation Saves Chicken
  978. Man Says Jesus Appeared In His Pancake
  979. UPDATE: Man Who Torched Dealership Kills Self On Plane
  980. Woman Who Weighed 37 Pounds Gives Birth To Healthy Son
  981. 10-year-old boy gave out Ecstasy pills on bus
  982. Correct Way to get Police to your House
  983. Mayor faces Meth Charges
  984. Man Allegedly Staged Disappearance After Losing Super Bowl Bet
  985. Sheriff: Officers Must Have Sex With Prostitutes For Evidence
  986. Security Company Puts Chips In Workers' Arms
  987. Ok, now what happened?!
  988. Forgive me, Father, for I have guns...
  989. 'Stolen Stuff' Note On Door Tips Off Sheriff's Deputies
  990. High School Student Sends Roses To 500 Classmates
  991. Police find birthday greeting from rooftop 'boogler'
  992. About 100 partners estimated for woman with HIV
  993. 23-Month-Old Takes Mom's Van For Spin
  994. School Says Kids Paid Teacher Cash To Skip Gym
  995. Manhole Covers Fly As Underground Blast Rocks Downtown El Paso
  996. Man obsessed with doorknobs faces prison
  997. Man Arrested For Murdering Roommate Over Toilet Paper Argument
  998. Connecticut Casino Offers $3,000 Martini
  999. Man Allegedly Bites Off Girlfriend's Nose
  1000. 'Mooning' Pursuit Suspect Arrested After Crash