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Anonymous
1st September 2006, 22:22
OK, I'm in love with my tennis coach. ;)

I just want to put her in my little pocket and take her home and feed her grapes.

I only play to see her. I don't even like tennis. LOL

She's married but it'll never last. She was married too young. She needs an older man to show her what life is really about.

Help!

Erm, Anonymous. :P
ulf86
1st September 2006, 22:58
That`s a good thing, i`m happy for you :)

First of all, you have to be careful with words you use, that`s because every word you think or say, is transmitted to her mind, sometimes it takes couple seconds and sometimes years, but eventually she will know it.

So, nothing wrong in thinking to put her in you pocket, tho i would use word big pocket rather than little pocket, that makes you sound more secured to her.

Using word grapes aint not so good either, there i would use word balls, that make you sound more playful person to her, person that will keep him happy.

Even that you don`t like tennis at all, don`t ever say that to her, don`t even think about it, women don`t wanna hear that they have wasted time, that`s very importand to always remember.

I don`t know your age anonymous, but i guess that being only 1-2 years older than she, you don`t have to worry about that at all.
Just serve couple aces, that makes her devorce and then she will be yours.

Also think possibility to post pic of her to gallery, that sends positive waves from you to her :)
grlnamedsu
2nd September 2006, 05:36
OMG !!!:jump3
I will be back in a while. This answer is going to take some serious thinking about before it is posted. Surely wouldnt want to say the wrong thing !!

Ulf you should of been a psychologist !! Really!:rolleyes
etapi72
2nd September 2006, 07:40
Well anonymous what you do is you slip her a drink with and interesting cocktail of pills in it. Then you take interesting pictures of her that make their way back to her husband. You must do this in a way that makes it impossible for her to know that it was you. You should also post these pictures in the gallery and make sure they get all over the Internet. Lets see a picture with her and a donkey should ruin the marriage then when she comes crying to you step right in and give her the "support" that she needs. If that does not work I an accident could be arranged for the husband if a certain amount of money is deposited into a numbered Swiss account then you will be able to step right in and take her when she is grieving. PM me for prices and account numbers.
soccerchick15
2nd September 2006, 08:24
I'm a SINNER! Body: Body: Well anonymous what you do is you slip her a drink with and interesting cocktail of pills in it. Then you take interesting pictures of her that make their way back to her husband. You must do this in a way that makes it impossible for her to know that it was you. You should also post these pictures in the gallery and make sure they get all over the Internet. Lets see a picture with her and a donkey should ruin the marriage then when she comes crying to you step right in and give her the "support" that she needs. If that does not work I an accident could be arranged for the husband if a certain amount of money is deposited into a numbered Swiss account then you will be able to step right in and take her when she is grieving. PM me for prices and account numbers.

Good Freak Bailey! You sound as though you've done this "Swiss Bank" sort of thing before! :grin
Edster
2nd September 2006, 08:44
LOL Ulf and etapi.

Well, I'd say get a life! It's best to let married women be. If you mess or even attempt to mess with them then the angry hubby may be the one hiring a hitman.
Just have your lessons and go and choke your chicken. But beware of animal rights activists. MooCow
Lady V
2nd September 2006, 11:31
Well EDWARD i mean anonymous, i say get over it :P
Edster
2nd September 2006, 12:00
Well EDWARD i mean anonymous, i say get over it :P

Huh?! S'not me. :P
Lady V
2nd September 2006, 14:05
Yeah right me dear :P
grlnamedsu
2nd September 2006, 17:01
BUSTED!!!
etapi72
2nd September 2006, 18:24
Good Freak Bailey! You sound as though you've done this "Swiss Bank" sort of thing before! :grin

Who me :rolleyes
Beevis82
2nd September 2006, 18:27
Just have your lessons and go and choke your chicken. But beware of animal rights activists. MooCow
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a236/Beevis82/Synergy/image.jpg

:grin:grin:grin:grin:grin
LadyTempy
4th September 2006, 10:41
lol nice answers.
and like we didnt know who the "anonymous" person was
ulf86
4th September 2006, 12:54
Hehe Funny chicken pic Beevis :P
Edster
4th September 2006, 14:11
lol nice answers.
and like we didnt know who the "anonymous" person was

Only someone STUPID would post something like that if it was obvious. :P
Mistoffelees
4th September 2006, 15:35
Only someone STUPID would post something like that if it was obvious. :P


AND your point is what?????
LadyTempy
5th September 2006, 06:37
Only someone STUPID would post something like that if it was obvious. :P

did you just call me stupid?! ;(
Edster
5th September 2006, 07:31
did you just call me stupid?! ;(

Erm, erm. As if I'd ever do that! ;)

We all know it without me having to type it. :P
LadyTempy
5th September 2006, 07:51
Erm, erm. As if I'd ever do that! ;)

We all know it without me having to type it. :P

=( ...
butterfly
13th September 2006, 00:04
Sorry, honey, but if you're gonna try the Anonymous bit, ya gotta be careful how you phrase things...........for instance:
"Erm, Anonymous"
Anybody else use that particular word???

Plus the fact that you have gone on and on about this tennis coach before:rolleyes ............I'll tell ya.........you really need some practice at this sneaky business, you know it..........:P
Mistoffelees
13th September 2006, 00:14
LMAO! Good point!
Edster
13th September 2006, 00:23
Erm, don't know what you're on about.

Oh crap, used that word again... :rolleyes
Beevis82
13th September 2006, 00:24
erm erm erm
Mistoffelees
13th September 2006, 00:26
Erm, what did you just say, young man!

Oh wait....wrong age group. LMAO!
guidgett
5th December 2006, 01:51
Marriage is a sacred institution that people enter into so they don't have to worry about things like this. If she has the same feelings for you, she will lose the husband, but if not, back off. Sometimes marriages have very rocky hard times and it is easy to stray... don't tempt an already unsure woman... And give this a thought, if you really love her

"Say you were her husband -- how would you feel if you knew there was some man after your wife???"

And if it isn't going to work, then just wait it out... If you were meant to be with her you will be!

But, honestly, I don't think you are her type!!
Lady V
5th December 2006, 08:48
To be honest i think he is over it now...yeah right.
Edster
5th December 2006, 16:03
Out of sight, out of mind? Yeah, doubtful!

If she's as hot as he says she is then she will be permanently burnt into his mind.
Lady V
5th December 2006, 17:24
Poor him...now he is doomed to fail!
tdp
6th December 2006, 00:48
Out of sight, out of mind? Yeah, doubtful!

If she's as hot as he says she is then she will be permanently burnt into his mind.

Dude you can't shag her now. Erm.... I mean ... Anony-wots-it, I suspect you probably have other things on your mind.
Lady V
6th December 2006, 06:41
Yeah...like what to buy me for Christmas! And snot and stuff because of his man flu!
Edster
6th December 2006, 07:28
Why are people assuming that it was me who was the OP? :rolleyes

I'd better take her pic off my PC wallpaper. I mean get anonymous to take her pic off...
Lady V
6th December 2006, 08:32
Nice try...Mr I-Love-My-Tennis-Coach
Edster
6th December 2006, 08:34
EX tennis coach.

*sobs*
Lady V
6th December 2006, 08:48
Aha...gotcha!