Things that Kick Ass

Doomer · 25th February 2006, 20:13

Things That Kick Ass

The world is filled with myriad fascinating and interesting things. It is also filled with the disturbing and creepy. What a world!

To keep things on the lighter side, I would like to outline a few things that illustrate asskickery in the world.

Sushi: Seriously. Raw fish. Sounds disgusting...and yet tastes delightful. Kind of the opposite of cunnilingus. Who would have ever known that fish could kick this much ass. Well...other than the Japanese, of course. Obviously, they knew.

Zombie McQueen: Steve McQueen was pretty much the baddest ass guy ever. Hell, he hung out with Bruce Lee. The Bruce Lee. Now that he has shuffled off his mortal coil...he can return even more bad ass. As Zombie McQueen. Now the man is absolutely unstoppable.

Blowjobs: Honestly...these things kick more ass than even Stephen Hawking could calculate. I mean...guys can actually get someone to put their junk into her mouth? Wow. Then a dude just has to sit back and feel the warmth of awesome. Men, treat your women well. They've earned it.

Porn: This one is pretty self-explanatory.

Scott Stapp: At first he kicked ass for becoming famous in a shitty band that I could make fun of. Now he kicks even more ass for not being in that shitty band but still somehow providing me with humor almost every day. Who the hell gets arrested in an airport going to his honeymoon after the wedding? Well played, Stapp!

Pizza: Not only does it taste delightful....not only can I order it with just about anything in the world I could think of...not only is it basically a dessert masquerading as a meal....but I can actually get somebody to bring it to me. Wherever I am. That kicks so much ass.

Pizza Rolls: These things don't kick quite as much ass as pizza because they lose asskickery points for not being delivered right to my door. Otherwise...these tiny bastards are fucking delighful. Well worth the intestinal distress that is sure to follow.

The Air-Bud Movies: Just checking to see if you were really reading this stuff. Just a test. Relax. Air-Bud sucks.

Strippers: For a few bucks, an attractive girl will remove her clothes and make you feel like you are witty and important. Of course, this minor miracle only works within the confines of the strip club. Once you exit, you go right back to being a loser...only now you are a loser with less cash. This is where booze comes into play.

Booze: It makes a good time better and a bad time less easy to recall in the morning. Also, it has led to many marriages. And more than a few divorces. Also, it is probably single handedly responsible for more child births than anything else. Basically, booze makes the world go 'round.

Women With Low Standards: Because even fat dudes deserve some loving.

Road House: Easily one of the greatest films ever made. Think about it. Swayze + Elliot + Bar fights = the awesome. Thanks to the good people at TNT, I get to watch it about three times a day. When they aren't playing The Shawshank Redemption, of course.

My Ability To Master Time And Space: I'd go into it further, but your head might explode. OK...I made this one up.

- J. Thompson

**ulf86** · 25th February 2006, 20:31

Some real ass kickers in there :tongue:

doyle_rock · 25th February 2006, 21:43

That list kicks ass! True, even though pizza rolls kick ass, they lose ass kickery points because they can't be delivered to your door.

threebratts3 · 25th February 2006, 22:08

Blowjobs: Honestly...these things kick more ass than even Stephen Hawking could calculate. I mean...guys can actually get someone to put their junk into her mouth? Wow. Then a dude just has to sit back and feel the warmth of awesome. Men, treat your women well. They've earned it.

Now remember men treat us woman well like it says hehehe

Bostwic · 25th February 2006, 23:58

That about sums it up for me.

skyhawk691 · 26th February 2006, 00:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by threebratts3

Blowjobs: Honestly...these things kick more ass than even Stephen Hawking could calculate. I mean...guys can actually get someone to put their junk into her mouth? Wow. Then a dude just has to sit back and feel the warmth of awesome. Men, treat your women well. They've earned it.

Now remember men treat us woman well like it says hehehe

What Three said...YEEHAAAAAW...:tongue:

**grlnamedsu** · 26th February 2006, 00:37

Road House: Easily one of the greatest films ever made. Think about it. Swayze + Elliot + Bar fights = the awesome. Thanks to the good people at TNT, I get to watch it about three times a day. When they aren't playing The Shawshank Redemption, of course.

Now this is the best ass kicker on the list !
Actually just the " ELLIOT" part is enough! haha i would love for hime to kiss ...oh oops I mean kick my ass.

creepy crawl · 26th February 2006, 03:15

yep yep yep .. blowjobs do kick ass LOL good post
personally i like the shawshank redemption better than roadhouse tho...great movie

Makaio555 · 27th February 2006, 18:00

I hated Road House....

OMFGZ! What in the blue hell! Chuck Norris is NOT on that list! An outrage!

>.<

Couch · 27th February 2006, 18:56

I tell you all Synergy Kick's ass now you forgot about Synergy now....I know all those kick ass but man this place kicks butt here.. look what we have here we have been through night and day and we take it one day at a time even though sometimes we feel like kicking each other butts on here at Synergy like in the arcade kicking but in there or in the posts when someones' really being a pain in the butt lol....you just want to kick there ass on here but you know its just words in a book just words on a computer words do mean alot but I mean Synergy does kick ass cause look how it got put together a Gallery for memories and pictures to look at to know who we are talking too..A place to post to get along even we can kick ass in this forum excuse my french on here...there is so much that I can say yeah doomer I agree all those would kick ass too on what you said....and I say we all have to kick ass on here lol...but what a great to be..great post there doomer

25th February 2006, 20:13	#1
Doomer Lady V, still hot! Local Time: 16:40 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Moosonee, Ontario Posts: 1,493 Shillings: 73,637 Rep Power: 103	Things that Kick Ass Things That Kick Ass The world is filled with myriad fascinating and interesting things. It is also filled with the disturbing and creepy. What a world! To keep things on the lighter side, I would like to outline a few things that illustrate asskickery in the world. Sushi: Seriously. Raw fish. Sounds disgusting...and yet tastes delightful. Kind of the opposite of cunnilingus. Who would have ever known that fish could kick this much ass. Well...other than the Japanese, of course. Obviously, they knew. Zombie McQueen: Steve McQueen was pretty much the baddest ass guy ever. Hell, he hung out with Bruce Lee. The Bruce Lee. Now that he has shuffled off his mortal coil...he can return even more bad ass. As Zombie McQueen. Now the man is absolutely unstoppable. Blowjobs: Honestly...these things kick more ass than even Stephen Hawking could calculate. I mean...guys can actually get someone to put their junk into her mouth? Wow. Then a dude just has to sit back and feel the warmth of awesome. Men, treat your women well. They've earned it. Porn: This one is pretty self-explanatory. Scott Stapp: At first he kicked ass for becoming famous in a shitty band that I could make fun of. Now he kicks even more ass for not being in that shitty band but still somehow providing me with humor almost every day. Who the hell gets arrested in an airport going to his honeymoon after the wedding? Well played, Stapp! Pizza: Not only does it taste delightful....not only can I order it with just about anything in the world I could think of...not only is it basically a dessert masquerading as a meal....but I can actually get somebody to bring it to me. Wherever I am. That kicks so much ass. Pizza Rolls: These things don't kick quite as much ass as pizza because they lose asskickery points for not being delivered right to my door. Otherwise...these tiny bastards are fucking delighful. Well worth the intestinal distress that is sure to follow. The Air-Bud Movies: Just checking to see if you were really reading this stuff. Just a test. Relax. Air-Bud sucks. Strippers: For a few bucks, an attractive girl will remove her clothes and make you feel like you are witty and important. Of course, this minor miracle only works within the confines of the strip club. Once you exit, you go right back to being a loser...only now you are a loser with less cash. This is where booze comes into play. Booze: It makes a good time better and a bad time less easy to recall in the morning. Also, it has led to many marriages. And more than a few divorces. Also, it is probably single handedly responsible for more child births than anything else. Basically, booze makes the world go 'round. Women With Low Standards: Because even fat dudes deserve some loving. Road House: Easily one of the greatest films ever made. Think about it. Swayze + Elliot + Bar fights = the awesome. Thanks to the good people at TNT, I get to watch it about three times a day. When they aren't playing The Shawshank Redemption, of course. My Ability To Master Time And Space: I'd go into it further, but your head might explode. OK...I made this one up. - J. Thompson __________________

25th February 2006, 20:31	#2
ulf86 Admin Local Time: 23:40 Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Near Earth Age: 43 Posts: 28,294 Shillings: 1,008,883 Rep Power: 531	Some real ass kickers in there :tongue: __________________

25th February 2006, 22:08	#4
threebratts3 Member With Attitude!!!! Local Time: 15:40 Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: at Synergy Age: 38 Posts: 6,941 Shillings: 44,307 Rep Power: 281	Blowjobs: Honestly...these things kick more ass than even Stephen Hawking could calculate. I mean...guys can actually get someone to put their junk into her mouth? Wow. Then a dude just has to sit back and feel the warmth of awesome. Men, treat your women well. They've earned it. Now remember men treat us woman well like it says hehehe __________________

26th February 2006, 00:37	#7
grlnamedsu Commissary stocker/petsitter Local Time: 12:40 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: California Age: 52 Posts: 11,071 Shillings: 170,662 Rep Power: 318	Road House: Easily one of the greatest films ever made. Think about it. Swayze + Elliot + Bar fights = the awesome. Thanks to the good people at TNT, I get to watch it about three times a day. When they aren't playing The Shawshank Redemption, of course. Now this is the best ass kicker on the list ! Actually just the *" ELLIOT"* part is enough! haha i would love for hime to kiss ...oh oops I mean kick my ass. __________________

25th February 2006, 21:43	#3
doyle_rock Synergy Rocker Local Time: 16:40 Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Internet Age: 19 Posts: 1,870 Shillings: 27,871 Rep Power: 47	That list kicks ass! True, even though pizza rolls kick ass, they lose ass kickery points because they can't be delivered to your door.

25th February 2006, 23:58	#5
Bostwic Senior Poster Local Time: 20:40 Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Your Mom's House Posts: 238 Shillings: 14,620 Rep Power: 9	That about sums it up for me.

26th February 2006, 03:15	#8
creepy crawl Banned Asshole Local Time: 16:40 Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: NC Age: 39 Posts: 2,774 Shillings: 19,234 Rep Power: 0	yep yep yep .. blowjobs do kick ass LOL good post personally i like the shawshank redemption better than roadhouse tho...great movie

27th February 2006, 18:00	#9
Makaio555 Elite Poster Local Time: 20:40 Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Hell Posts: 363 Shillings: 16,481 Rep Power: 10	I hated Road House.... OMFGZ! What in the blue hell! Chuck Norris is NOT on that list! An outrage! >.<

27th February 2006, 18:56	#10
Couch Banned Local Time: 15:40 Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: . Age: 30 Posts: 8,701 Shillings: 20,549 Rep Power: 0	I tell you all Synergy Kick's ass now you forgot about Synergy now....I know all those kick ass but man this place kicks butt here.. look what we have here we have been through night and day and we take it one day at a time even though sometimes we feel like kicking each other butts on here at Synergy like in the arcade kicking but in there or in the posts when someones' really being a pain in the butt lol....you just want to kick there ass on here but you know its just words in a book just words on a computer words do mean alot but I mean Synergy does kick ass cause look how it got put together a Gallery for memories and pictures to look at to know who we are talking too..A place to post to get along even we can kick ass in this forum excuse my french on here...there is so much that I can say yeah doomer I agree all those would kick ass too on what you said....and I say we all have to kick ass on here lol...but what a great to be..great post there doomer

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